Are you insured for sex?

Published 01/18/2012 by myworldmyblog

Hi All

We all hate those insurance adverts you get on telly. They are often cheesy and annoying.

So here is something for a laugh 🙂

SEX with your wife – legal & general
SEX with your future wife – Mutual Trust
SEX with your secretary – Employers Liability
SEX with a prostitute – Commercial Union
SEX on the telephone – Direct line
SEX with your biographer – Quote me happy
SEX in a hurry- Insure & go
SEX with your boyfriend -standard life
SEX with a transvestite – confused . com
SEX with some one different – go compare . com
SEX with an animal – compare the meerkat . com
SEX with a fat bird – More Than
SEX on the back seat – sheila’s wheels
SEX with an o.a.p – saga
SEX with a posh bird – privilege .com
SEX with a sheep – Farmers Union

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